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Friday, September 26, 2014

email from Tyler regarding working for The Drunk Driver

BELOW IS AN EMAIL SENT TO THE DRUNK DRIVER FROM POTENTIAL NEW DRIVER, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO SHARE:


My resume is missing The Drunk Driver under the Professional Experience headline, plus it could use some revision to make me sound more professional and shit. I'm really tempted to ask for your help with that first part. 

I am actually putting serious thought into driving drunk people around and making those baller ass fat stacks of cash (by my current standards, anyway). Could be fun, and the 'adventure' of it to me seems exciting.

Anyway, I'm gonna shower, not comb my hair, then head to beer skool fer sum lernin.

-Tyler (the main guy at Helm's)




(resume was attached, but not shown on this blog for Tyler's privacy)

Stay tuned for more blog posts from Tyler.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

One more question.

Everyone knows that IPA is the acronym for Indian Pale Ale. But do you know why this most popular style of beer came to be? and in what century?

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Riddle me this, Beerman. . .

Beer trivia question numero uno.

In what prominent San Diego county craft brewery will you find the words,

"IN ILLA BRETTANOMYCES, NOS FIDES", posted above a barrel aging room?

Second question:

What does it mean?

Answer correctly and you will receipt a VIP Cooler upgrade to use on your next brewery tour.

Friday, August 8, 2014

"Please, Ballast Point, may I have another. . ." Location that is.

Wow! This just in. Ballast Point, the people who produce Sculpin, arguably the best IPA known to humankind, is in the process of opening a 4th Brewery very soon. It will be located at 9045 Carrol Way, in the Miramar area. This location will increase potential production by 3 times! There will be a tasting room and even a restaurant! Slated to open the last part of this year, I can hardly wait.


Monday, July 28, 2014

The Wet 'N Reckless Brewery is on Fire.

Wet 'N Reckless Brewery is on Fire!

Or more accurately, was on fire. Yesterday, July 27, 2014, Fire broke out in the back area, hours after the owner, Dave Hyndman, had been welding. There were no injuries and damages are yet to be determined. I think I speak for everyone at The Drunk Driver, (I dont), when I wish them swift repairs, and I sincerely hope no beer was lost in this incident. SMOKIN'! wetnreckless.com

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Twisted Manzanita Open Since 2010!

It is hard to believe, but Manzanita, I mean Twisted Manzanita, has been in business for over 4 years! Watch out Stone. If you have not tried their selection of medium to high alcohol content brews, you should. And they are open till 10pm on the weekends.  Twisted Manzanita